linguaggio (occhio: volgarità inside)

dave4mame

arrivata per mail... mi sto ancora rotolollando

INVESTMENT BANKING
AUTHORISED AND REGULATED BY THE FINANCIAL SERVICES AUTHORITY
Registered Office: 21 Bedford Square, London, WC1B 3HH
19 Bedford Row London WC1R 4EB
Tel. +44 (0) 20 7269 8877
Fax +44 (0) 20 7269 8875
Marco M. Elser
Capital Markets Division
elser@advicorp.com

MEMO to all the Staff: It has been brought to our attention by several officials visiting our establishment in Rome that offensive language is commonly used by our Italian speaking staff.
Such behaviour, in addition to violating our policy, is highly unprofessional and offensive to both visitors and staff. All personnel will immediately adhere to the following rules:

1. Words like cazzo, porca puttana or mi sono rotto il cazzo and other such expressions will not be tolerated or used for emphasis or dramatic effect, no matter how heated a discussion may become.

2. You will not say ha fatto una cazzata when someone makes a mistake, or se lo stanno inculando if you see someone being reprimended, or che stronzata when a major mistake has been made. All forms and derivations of the verb cagare are utterly inappropriate and unacceptable in our environment.

3. No project manager, section head or administrator under any circumstances will be referred as figlio di puttana, coglione, testa di cazzo.

4. Lack of determination will not be referred to as mancanza di palle nor will persons who lack initiative be referred to as bradipo or cagone.

5. Unusual or creative ideas offered by the management are not to be referred as cagate mentali or idee del cazzo.

6. Do not say come rompe le palle nor ha rotto i coglioni if a person is persistent; do not add gli fa ancora male il culo if a colleague is going through a difficult situation. Furthermore, you must not say siamo nella merda (refer to item # 2) nor ci hanno aperti when a matter becomes excessively complicated.

7. When asking a someone to leave you alone,you must not say vattene affanculo nor should you ever substitute May I help you? With che cazzo vuoi?

8. Under no circumstances should you ever call your elderly industrial partners vecchi stronzi.

9. Do not say me ne sbatto when a relevant project is presented to you, nor should you ever answer ciucciami il cazzo when your assistance is required.

10. You should never call partners as frocio or mignotta; the sexual behavior of our staff is not to be discussed in terms such as culattone or bagascia.

11. Last but not least, after reading a note please don't say mi ci pulisco il culo. Just keep it clean and dispose of it properly. Thank you. Regards,


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infinitopiuuno

LOL....muoio...ahh

joey

cacchioooooo che ridereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Thor

ahahahah!

handyman

top gun

davvero sensazionale!

Billow

X DAVE
posso editarlo a livello di LAYOUT ??

solo per fare un po' d'ordine

Thor

ci stavo pensando pure io

l'ho già fatto per mandarlo in giro per l'ufficio

Billow

io procedo

Deep73

mega-stra-super-duper-abominevolmente.....

OLD!!!

Gergio

anche io la conoscevo gia', ma e' cmq divertente

Thor

vero, ma sempre simpatica!

Deep73

Me l'hanno attaccata nella bacheca dello humor che abbiamo in stanza... è lì da un bel pò

Thor

avete una bacheca dello humor? ma LOL

te la vedi la scenetta?

1) io, triste al pc: "ho bisogno di ridere un po'!"
2) mi giro verso la bacheca, e "ahahah!" (2 secondi)
3) mi rigiro verso la mia postazione
4) goto 1