oldissima...

[dave4mame]

ma a me fa sempre piegare.
in questa versione han pure aggiunto qualcosa


The very story of Cappuccetto Red



One mattin Cappuccet Red's
mamma dissed: "Dear Cappuccett, take this cest to
the nonn, but
attention to the lup that is very, ma very kattiv!
And torn prest! Good
luck! And in bocc at the lup!".

Cappuccett didn't cap very well this
ultim thing but went away, da sol, with
the cest.

Cammining
cammining, in the cuor of the forest, at acert punt she incontered
the
lup, who dissed: "Hi! Piccula piezz'egirl! 'Ndove do you go?".

"To
the nonn with this little cest, which is little but it is full of a
sacc
of chocolate and biscots and panettons and more and mirtills", she
dissed.

"Ah, mannagg 'a Maruschella (maybe an _expression com: what a
cul that
had) dissed the lup, with a fium of saliv out of the bocc.

And so the lup dissed: "Beh, now I dev andar because the telephonin is
squilling, sorry." And the lup went away, but not very away, but to the
nonn's House.

Cappuccett Red, who was very ma very lent, lent un
casin, continued for her
sentier in the forest. The lup arrived at the
house, suoned the campanel,
entered, and after saluting the nonn,
magned her in a boccon.
Then, after sputing the dentier, he indossed
the ridicol night beret and
fikked himself in the let.

When
Cappuccett Red came to the fint nonn's house, suoned and entered.
But
when the little and stupid girl saw the nonn (non was the nonn, but the
lup, ricord?) dissed: "But nonn, why do you stay in let?". And the

nonn-lup: "Oh, I've stort my cavigl doing aerobics!". "Oh, poor nonn!",
said
Cappuccett (she was more than stupid, I think wasn't she?).

Then
she dissed: "But...what big okks you have! Do you bisogn some collir?".
"Oh, no! It's for see you better, my dear (stupid) little girl", dissed
the
nonn-lup.

Then cappuccett, who was more dur than a block of marm:
"But what big oreks
you have! Do you have the Orekkions?". And the
nonn- lup: "Oh, no!
It is to ascolt you better".

And Cappuccett (that
I think was now really rincoglionited) said: "But what
big dents you
have!". And the lup, at this point dissed: "It is to magn you
better!".
And magned really tutt quant the poor little girl.

But (ta dah!) out
of the house a simpatic, curious and innocent cacciator of
frod sented
all and dissed:"Accident! A lup! Its pellicc vals a sac of
solds". And
so, spinted only for the compassion for the little girl, butted
a terr
many kils of volps, fringuells and conigls that he had ammazzed till
that moment, imbracced the fucil, entered in the stanz and killed the
lup.

Then squarced his panz (being attent not to rovin the pellicc)
and tired
fora the nonn (still viv) and Cappuccett (still
rincoglionited).

And so, at the end, the cacciator of frod vended the
pellicc and guadagned
honestly a sacc of solds.The nonn magned tutt the
leccornies that were in
the cest. And so, everybody lived felix and
content (maybe not the lup!).

[Astro]

Leggerla ad alta voce fa morire dal ridere!!!

Locigamente con il famoso accento da sguaiato...

[Doomboy]

Riccardo Cassini, vero?

[Robbi]

Maronn!!

this stor is bestial! ma com'fann a fars venir in ment this cagad!

[dave4mame]

Originariamente inviato da Doomboy
Riccardo Cassini, vero?

i don't sacc..
me l'have sendat per mail...

[infinitopiuuno]

MmMAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA it sembr mai inglish!

[Thor]

LOOOLL!

[gardy77]

I stei morend of ridar!

[NightMan]

Originariamente inviato da dave4mame

...sendat...

wow, hai coniato un termine nuovo, comunque una mia professoressa universitaria parla realmente così...

[Flying Luka]

L'ho fatta leggere anni fa a mia madre, la quale parla ancora abbastanza bene l'italiano avendo vissuto tot anni qui in Italia, e mi ricordo che le vennero le lacrime agli occhi dal ridere!

[Feintool]

LOL
Sembra scritta da Cattivik