che ne dite di questa:
Come tutti sapete, e` stato trafugato del codice
segretissimo di Windows.
In esclusiva per Strega News, siore e siori,
il codice sorgente del kernel di Windows 2000 Server:
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#include "win31.h"
#include "win95.h"
#include "win98.h"
#include "workst~1.h"
#include "evenmore.h"
#include "oldstuff.h"
#include "billrulz.h"
#include "monopoly.h"
#include "backdoor.h"
#define INSTALL = HARD
static const char make_prog_look_big[16000000];
int main(void) {
while(!CRASHED) {
display_copyright_message();
display_bill_rules_message();
do_nothing_loop();
if (first_time_installation) {
make_100_megabyte_swapfile();
do_nothing_loop();
totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS2();
make_futile_attempt_to_damage_Linux();
disable_Netscape();
disable_RealPlayer();
disable_Lotus_Products();
useless_alert("We must reboot now", ONLY_OK);
wait_for_ok();
reboot();
} //if
write_something(anything);
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
do_some_stuff();
if (still_not_crashed) {
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
basically_run_windows_31();
do_nothing_loop();
} // if
} //while
if (detect_cache()) {
disable_cache();
}
if (fast_cpu()) {
set_wait_states(lots);
set_mouse(speed,very_slow);
set_mouse(action,jumpy);
set_mouse(reaction,sometimes);
} //if
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.1"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 3.0"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 98"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 4.0"); */
printf("Welcome to Windows 2000");
if (system_ok()) {
crash(BLUESCREEN)
} else {
system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp",O_CREATE);
}
while(something) {
sleep(5);
get_user_input();
sleep(5);
act_on_user_input();
sleep(5);
} // while
general_protection_fault();
/* never reached */
return EXIT_SUCCESS;
} // main
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